{"id":1743,"date":"2009-02-26T22:35:57","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T03:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=1743"},"modified":"2009-02-28T02:27:38","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T07:27:38","slug":"do-not-oben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=1743","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Oben!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1742\" title=\"1060409_do_not_oben\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1060409_do_not_oben.jpg?resize=535%2C357\" alt=\"1060409_do_not_oben\" width=\"535\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1060409_do_not_oben.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1060409_do_not_oben.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/1060409_do_not_oben.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em> &#8220;Don&#8217;t open the box, Mami! You can never, ever, e-v-e-r open the box!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Those were the instructions i got along with this beautiful, but rather unusual birthday gift from Mika. And so the box sits, still unopened, in our living room. In case you were wondering: it&#8217;s not empty. There is <em>something<\/em> moving inside when i shake it. Hmmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t open the box, Mami! You can never, ever, e-v-e-r open the box!&#8221; Those were the instructions i got along with this beautiful, but rather unusual birthday gift from Mika. And so the box sits, still unopened, in our living room. In case you were wondering: it&#8217;s not empty. There is something moving inside when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[359,3,96],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1743"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1754,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions\/1754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}