{"id":2347,"date":"2009-05-23T23:18:19","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T04:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2009-05-24T00:29:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T05:29:44","slug":"wiped-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=2347","title":{"rendered":"Wiped Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lightbox[wipeout]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130380_elephant_lounger.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2346\" title=\"1130380_elephant_lounger\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130380_elephant_lounger.jpg?resize=535%2C357\" alt=\"1130380_elephant_lounger\" width=\"535\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130380_elephant_lounger.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130380_elephant_lounger.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130380_elephant_lounger.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lightbox[wipeout]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-2345\" title=\"1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch.jpg?resize=85%2C128\" alt=\"1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch\" width=\"85\" height=\"128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch.jpg?resize=85%2C128&amp;ssl=1 85w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/1130373_elephant_lounger_scratch.jpg?w=357&amp;ssl=1 357w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 85px) 100vw, 85px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mika specifically wanted her picture taken while lounging atop the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eamesgallery.com\/flash_large_film.php\" target=\"_blank\">red elephant<\/a>. As you can see, she banged up her face (and knee) pretty badly yesterday. Although it looks like a bike- or scooter accident, she wiped out while <em>walking<\/em> &#8211; without helmet. She seems to feel much better already &#8211; except when she sees her face in the mirror. This morning she complained <em>&#8220;Mami, i look too scary!&#8221; <\/em> (It&#8217;s nothing that a few days of TLC and Neosporin wouldn&#8217;t heal though)<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mika specifically wanted her picture taken while lounging atop the red elephant. As you can see, she banged up her face (and knee) pretty badly yesterday. Although it looks like a bike- or scooter accident, she wiped out while walking &#8211; without helmet. She seems to feel much better already &#8211; except when she sees [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[406],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2368,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}