{"id":2431,"date":"2009-06-01T22:14:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T03:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2009-06-01T23:18:19","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T04:18:19","slug":"hard-earned-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=2431","title":{"rendered":"Hard-Earned Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lightbox[luluscuts]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2433\" title=\"1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup.jpg?resize=535%2C357\" alt=\"1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup\" width=\"535\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140145_tobin_bagger_lineup.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lightbox[luluscuts]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-2432\" title=\"1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1.jpg?resize=128%2C85\" alt=\"1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1\" width=\"128\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/1140129_tobin_leyla_mika_1.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 128px) 100vw, 128px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It seems like ages ago that Tobin liked getting haircuts. Honestly, he only liked his <a href=\"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=803\" target=\"_blank\">first professional haircut<\/a>. Ever since, it&#8217;s been going downhill. Our last visit was a full-blown disaster and is probably still ringing in Anna&#8217;s ears. To break the now dreaded routine, i decided to try a top-rated, kid friendly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.luluscuts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">place<\/a> that&#8217;s located <em>inside a toy store<\/em>. They even have a red racecar that doubles as a seat and offer endless distraction via toys and Elmo TV.<\/p>\n<p>Well &#8230; Tobin didn&#8217;t fall for it. Not one bit. He loved the toy store part of our excursion, but had observed what was going on in the racecar. He refused to &#8216;take a ride&#8217; and clenched to my arms (<em>&#8220;Nein-nein-neiiiin!<\/em>&#8220;). When i sat down, he tried to jump off my lap and screamed throughout the 10 (?) minute procedure. Once it was over, he got paid a 6-pack of small construction vehicles in damages&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems like ages ago that Tobin liked getting haircuts. Honestly, he only liked his first professional haircut. Ever since, it&#8217;s been going downhill. Our last visit was a full-blown disaster and is probably still ringing in Anna&#8217;s ears. To break the now dreaded routine, i decided to try a top-rated, kid friendly place that&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[412,307],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2435,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions\/2435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}