{"id":246,"date":"2008-04-15T23:48:42","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T03:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2008-04-15T23:52:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T03:52:33","slug":"too-cool-for-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Too Cool for School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/70135_tobin_glasses.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-245\" title=\"70135_tobin_glasses\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/70135_tobin_glasses.jpg?resize=356%2C535\" alt=\"\" width=\"356\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/70135_tobin_glasses.jpg?w=356&amp;ssl=1 356w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/70135_tobin_glasses.jpg?resize=85%2C128&amp;ssl=1 85w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/70135_tobin_glasses.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 356px) 100vw, 356px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One look at the local weather forecast convinced Tobin to gear up for summer: SPF 50+ sunscreen (not pictured) and, well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kushiesonline.com\/Sunglasses-p\/s664-s665.htm\" target=\"_blank\">100% UV protection<\/a> for his eyes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One look at the local weather forecast convinced Tobin to gear up for summer: SPF 50+ sunscreen (not pictured) and, well, 100% UV protection for his eyes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[114,112,113,12],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}