{"id":3496,"date":"2009-11-23T23:30:57","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T04:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=3496"},"modified":"2009-11-23T23:48:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T04:48:43","slug":"daddy-please-open-gate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=3496","title":{"rendered":"Daddy. Please. Open. Gate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"player1\" style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\">Get the latest Flash Player<\/a> to see this player.<\/p>\n<noscript><p>[Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page]<\/p><\/noscript>\n\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tdocument.getElementById(\"player1\").style.display = \"\";\n\t\n\tvar s1 = new SWFObject(\"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/flv-embed\/flvplayer.swf\",\"player1\",\"480\",\"290\",\"7\");\n\ts1.addParam(\"wmode\",\"transparent\");\n\ts1.addParam(\"allowscriptaccess\",\"always\");\n\ts1.addParam(\"allowfullscreen\",\"true\");\n\ts1.addVariable(\"height\",\"290\");\n\ts1.addVariable(\"width\",\"480\"); \n\ts1.addVariable(\"file\",\"\/videos\/1310724_daddy_please_open_the_gate.flv\");\n\ts1.addVariable(\"image\",\"\/videos\/1310724_daddy_please_open_the_gate.jpg\");\n\ts1.addVariable(\"link\",\"\/videos\/1310724_daddy_please_open_the_gate.flv\");\n\ts1.write(\"player1\");\n<\/script>\n<p>Tobin is picking up some English essentials these days (other than <em>&#8220;No, Mika &#8230; NOOO!&#8221;<\/em>). On a recent Sunday morning, <em>&#8220;Mami &#8230; Windel wechseln!&#8221;<\/em> didn&#8217;t get more than a grunt out of me. When he realized that i wouldn&#8217;t jump to the task, he walked around to Sung&#8217;s side of the bed and repeated his request: <em>&#8220;Daddy &#8230; diaper change!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, Mika taught him another fun phrase: <em>&#8220;Daddy, (can you) please open (the) gate!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get the latest Flash Player to see this player. [Javascript required to view Flash movie, please turn it on and refresh this page] Tobin is picking up some English essentials these days (other than &#8220;No, Mika &#8230; NOOO!&#8221;). On a recent Sunday morning, &#8220;Mami &#8230; Windel wechseln!&#8221; didn&#8217;t get more than a grunt out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,356,6],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3496"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3510,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3496\/revisions\/3510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}