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Tobin has been convinced that only he<\/em> came out of Mami’s belly<\/a>, and Mika came out of Daddy’s belly – despite photographic evidence<\/a> proving otherwise. This morning, Mika had yet another fruitless argument with him and left the room. A few minutes later, she presented him with the letter above: “You are wrong, Tobin. I was first out [of] Mami[s] belly.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tobin has been convinced that only he came out of Mami’s belly, and Mika came out of Daddy’s belly – despite photographic evidence proving otherwise. This morning, Mika had yet another fruitless argument with him and left the room. A few minutes later, she presented him with the letter above: “You are wrong, Tobin. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,316],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4088"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4094,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4088\/revisions\/4094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}