{"id":4828,"date":"2010-06-09T15:14:20","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T20:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=4828"},"modified":"2010-06-09T15:55:55","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T20:55:55","slug":"banana-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=4828","title":{"rendered":"Banana Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4840\" title=\"050946_banana_tree\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/050946_banana_tree.jpg?resize=535%2C357\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/050946_banana_tree.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/050946_banana_tree.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/050946_banana_tree.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; While trying to fall asleep for his nap, Tobin got distracted by a bundle of bananas sticking out the top of my stroller bag:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Warum hat die <\/em><em>Banane ein bischen Holz da oben? <\/em><em>Vielleicht &#8230; die Banane kommt von einem BAUM, Mami?&#8221;<\/em> (Why does the banana have a little bit of wood up there? Maybe &#8230; the banana is coming from a TREE, Mami? )<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; Sung is coming back home with a fresh haircut &#8230; and different styling. Tobin&#8217;s comment as he walks through the door:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You look different person, Daddy!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3 &#8211; Tobin is popping up from the bedroom 10 minutes after we said (and kissed) both kids good night:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Mami, ich habe meinen Kuss verloren! &#8230; Daddy, I lost my kiss!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 &#8211; While trying to fall asleep for his nap, Tobin got distracted by a bundle of bananas sticking out the top of my stroller bag: &#8220;Warum hat die Banane ein bischen Holz da oben? Vielleicht &#8230; die Banane kommt von einem BAUM, Mami?&#8221; (Why does the banana have a little bit of wood up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,356],"tags":[502],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4828"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4843,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions\/4843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}