{"id":5740,"date":"2010-11-29T11:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T16:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=5740"},"modified":"2010-11-29T13:25:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T18:25:03","slug":"tobin-isms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=5740","title":{"rendered":"Tobin-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recent quotes from our newly minted 3-year old:<\/p>\n<p>. . . . .<\/p>\n<p>Tobin is sitting on Sung&#8217;s lap. Suddenly, he lets go of an audible fart.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sung: <\/strong>Tobin, say &#8220;excuse me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tobin:<\/strong> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sung:<\/strong> Tobin, if you fart, you <em>have<\/em> to say &#8220;excuse me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tobin:<\/strong> No.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sung:<\/strong> Yes, you <em>do<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tobin:<\/strong> Daddy &#8230; <em>stop listening!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>. . . . .<\/p>\n<p>Mika is drawing a cat on our chalkboard, and Tobin is trying to copy her drawing. He starts with a bubble head, bubble body, and a handful of legs. Any characteristic feline details are still missing (ears, whiskers, tail, etc).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mika:<\/strong> Tobin, your cat doesn&#8217;t have any ears! <em>She can&#8217;t hear anything<\/em> &#8230; (laughs out loud)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tobin:<\/strong> My cat can hear with it&#8217;s brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recent quotes from our newly minted 3-year old: . . . . . Tobin is sitting on Sung&#8217;s lap. Suddenly, he lets go of an audible fart. Sung: Tobin, say &#8220;excuse me!&#8221; Tobin: &#8230; Sung: Tobin, if you fart, you have to say &#8220;excuse me!&#8221; Tobin: No. Sung: Yes, you do. Tobin: Daddy &#8230; stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[356],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5740"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5745,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740\/revisions\/5745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}