{"id":5740,"date":"2010-11-29T11:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T16:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=5740"},"modified":"2010-11-29T13:25:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T18:25:03","slug":"tobin-isms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=5740","title":{"rendered":"Tobin-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"

Recent quotes from our newly minted 3-year old:<\/p>\n

. . . . .<\/p>\n

Tobin is sitting on Sung’s lap. Suddenly, he lets go of an audible fart.<\/p>\n

Sung: <\/strong>Tobin, say “excuse me!”<\/p>\n

Tobin:<\/strong> …<\/p>\n

Sung:<\/strong> Tobin, if you fart, you have<\/em> to say “excuse me!”<\/p>\n

Tobin:<\/strong> No.<\/p>\n

Sung:<\/strong> Yes, you do<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Tobin:<\/strong> Daddy … stop listening!<\/em><\/p>\n

. . . . .<\/p>\n

Mika is drawing a cat on our chalkboard, and Tobin is trying to copy her drawing. He starts with a bubble head, bubble body, and a handful of legs. Any characteristic feline details are still missing (ears, whiskers, tail, etc).<\/p>\n

Mika:<\/strong> Tobin, your cat doesn’t have any ears! She can’t hear anything<\/em> … (laughs out loud)<\/p>\n

Tobin:<\/strong> My cat can hear with it’s brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Recent quotes from our newly minted 3-year old: . . . . . Tobin is sitting on Sung’s lap. Suddenly, he lets go of an audible fart. Sung: Tobin, say “excuse me!” Tobin: … Sung: Tobin, if you fart, you have to say “excuse me!” Tobin: No. Sung: Yes, you do. Tobin: Daddy … stop […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[356],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t