{"id":6531,"date":"2011-05-13T23:43:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T04:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=6531"},"modified":"2011-05-14T00:12:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T05:12:17","slug":"tgif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=6531","title":{"rendered":"TGIF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lightbox[tgifmonkey]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150734_monkey_at_work_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6532\" title=\"150734_monkey_at_work_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150734_monkey_at_work_1.jpg?resize=535%2C357\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150734_monkey_at_work_1.jpg?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150734_monkey_at_work_1.jpg?resize=128%2C85&amp;ssl=1 128w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150734_monkey_at_work_1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"lightbox[tgifmonkey]\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150736_monkey_at_work_2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-6533\" title=\"150736_monkey_at_work_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150736_monkey_at_work_2.jpg?resize=85%2C128\" alt=\"\" width=\"85\" height=\"128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150736_monkey_at_work_2.jpg?resize=85%2C128&amp;ssl=1 85w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150736_monkey_at_work_2.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/150736_monkey_at_work_2.jpg?w=357&amp;ssl=1 357w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 85px) 100vw, 85px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every morning, before she leaves for school, Mika selects an assistant to help me with my daily work. She carefully places them on the keyboard, and instructs me to watch <em>&#8220;that they don&#8217;t get into trouble&#8221;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Every afternoon, she giggles when i tell her that <em>&#8220;monkey colored all my designs pink&#8221;<\/em>, or that <em>&#8220;bunny almost spilled carrot cake all over my notebook&#8221;<\/em>. Some of them have <a href=\"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=6065\">their own office<\/a>, but they are part of the rotation anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every morning, before she leaves for school, Mika selects an assistant to help me with my daily work. She carefully places them on the keyboard, and instructs me to watch &#8220;that they don&#8217;t get into trouble&#8221;. Every afternoon, she giggles when i tell her that &#8220;monkey colored all my designs pink&#8221;, or that &#8220;bunny almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[608],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6531"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6545,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6531\/revisions\/6545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}