{"id":91,"date":"2008-02-06T00:38:31","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T05:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-02-07T00:48:22","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T05:48:22","slug":"gallery-of-the-absurd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Gallery of the Absurd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/minitosu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/50707_doublestroller_deer.jpg\" alt=\"50707_doublestroller_deer.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more absurd: the fake deer grazing in Carroll Gardens or the 5-wheeled double-stroller\/double-kid cluster i am routinely pushing through the rain back home. At least Mika is enjoying her polka dot umbrella&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more absurd: the fake deer grazing in Carroll Gardens or the 5-wheeled double-stroller\/double-kid cluster i am routinely pushing through the rain back home. At least Mika is enjoying her polka dot umbrella&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[9,12],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minitosu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}